Just what does John McCain stand for….or against?Or for, or against?

No, I’m serious. What DOES he stand for? When you SEE him on TV, what crosses your mind? THIS is what crosses MY mind when I see him chopping the air with his hands or smiling without changing his eyes at weird times when he’s botching his lines. I also think of THIS as he flops around like a fish on a dock. So, to those of you who are inspired by this man, what IS it? What makes you support him and which position on which issue at which time does it for you? I’m serious.